gulsura:

todoroki headcanons

– can’t count to 14

– he’s never seen a hard boiled egg in his life ever

– ochako: ‘yum yum this is me lunch’ todoroki: ‘tf is that lol’ ochako: ‘a hard boiled egg??’ todoroki: ‘?!?!!?? uMmm?? lmfAo?’

– he opens up his backpack, sits inside and zips it up

– deku: ‘hey man how was your weekend’ todoroki, who watched an episode of jimmy neutron and then slept for 3 days straight: ‘i didn’t- um what?’

– he skateboards in the city square with his floral print t-shirt and sunglasses and everyone thinks he’s so cool but. there are tears streaming down his face

– todoroki: ‘what’s this’ kirishima: ‘it’s an offical form. are you blood type A or B?’ todoroki: ‘yes’

– bakugou: ‘i’ll kill you!!!!’ todoroki: ‘please lmao’ bakugou softly: ‘…..oh my god?’

– kirishima: ‘no man i mean what’s your blood type’ todoroki: ‘like…officially or- or in roman numerals…like how do you…mean..’

– he owns 17 geckos and each one is named after a brand of toothpaste

– momo whispering: ‘why are you late?!’ todoroki: ‘colgate is missing’ momo: ‘i- what? what??!?!’

– kirishima: ‘no man i mean like! what’s! in your blood!!!!!’ todoroki, embarrassed: ‘um gatorade’