100 Reasons to Love Kim Namjoon

1rapmon:

today is my 3 year anniversary of loving namjoon and so here’s 100 reasons everyone should love him !!!!!!!

1. he gave up a stable future of studying and going to college (despite being so smart) to risk everything and pursue his dream of becoming a rapper
2. had to fight criticism for being an ‘idol’ rapper and struggled for years with his decision and identity
3. when he says he loves himself !!!!
4. never forget this cute tummy flash !!!!!!!!
5. he loves all his members so much sosososo much, he always puts them before himself 
6. WHEN HE’S LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND HE STARTS SEAL CLAPPING
7. that one time tae came to sleep next to namjoon and namjoon sleepily held tae’s hand and wouldn’t let go
8. his signature move when he takes his two index fingers and covers one of his eyes while looking deadass into the camera
9. HIS DOE SHAPED PRETTY CHOCOLATE BROWN EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. professional self-dragger, literally willingly drags his own ass
11. his mixtape release in 2015, every song was so important and deep and okay, it’s largely forgotten because of yoongi’s mixtape but it has so much emotion and meaning behind every song
12. he loveloveloves dogs !
13. literally has looked like the best thing the world has to offer no matter what rainbow ass hair color bighit sticks him with
14. that golden age when his hair was black when will that look come back from the war ://////////
15. you know that thing he does when he’s been rapping and suddenly breaks out into a smile and scrunches his nose and winks with one eye mmmmmmmmokay !!!!
16. his angry rap when his neck veins show because he’s literally putting his all into it
17. the way he looks in beanies !!!!!!!!! with one ear tucked in and the other sticking out
18. the mole on the left side right under his jawline 
19. the fact that he literally read books on philosophy for hyyh
20. THE WAY !!!!!!!!! HE LOOKS !!!!!!!!!!!! IN A SUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. that time his speaker wasn’t working and he yelled at it and it started to work, Legends Only
22. the fact that he isn’t afraid to try out weird kinds of fashion and won’t hear shit about it
23. has been known to support LGBT since 2012
24. THAT TIME BTS WERE IN ISAC IN 2015 AND HE WAS EVERY MEMBER’S HYPE MAN 
25. when he’s too lazy to wear contacts so he wears his thick black rimmed glasses :’(((((((((((
26. that time he had a wardrobe malfunction and had his whole shirt ripped off during that dance break and he did the whole performance holding up the sorry remains of his shirt 
27. the fact that kim namjoon invented dimples !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no really he did
28. how he is literally incapable of doing a fan sign without making it a display of how much aegyo he can fit in any given span of time and then immediately be shy and embarrassed about it
29. 6 feet tall, he is 6 feet tall also don’t forget that he is literally the eiffel tower because nothing is taller than 6 feet just sayin
30. that amazing and blessed time he had silver hair and my heart literally exploded !!!!!!!!!!!
31. HIS PRETTY PINK POUTY PLUSH PERFECT LIPS 
32. that time bts was doing rainism and he was the only one who didn’t know all the moves and messed up but pulled it off confidently in the end
33. he literally loves his mom so much i’m :’(((((((
34. HIS ALL BLACK OUTFITS AND THE WAY HE LOOKS WHEN HE WEARS ALL BLACK AND THE WAY ALL BLACK LOOKS ON HIM AND –
35. the fact that every time someone tells him to do a freestyle dance, it’s literally the same awkward robotic jerky dance with the failing arms and legs since 2013
36. when he tries to sing even though the members laugh at him
37. HE JUST WANTS TO CATCH CRABS FOR GOODNESS SAKE
38. his cute soft pretty pink knees :’))))))))))
39. in the fire era when he had that acorn haircut and pulled that shit off when will your fave ever
40. he reads, he has an IQ of 148, he was the nation’s top 1% in 5 subjects in high school, he –
41. his smile his beautiful glorious soft glowing stunning breathtaking smile that smile that you only have the privilege of seeing someone have one in a million times in your life, the kind of smile that could change the world
42. the way he looks in a choker the way he looks in a choker the way he looks in a chok-
43. okay !!!!!!!!!! but his cute squishy tiny nose so kissable n someone please bop it and pinch it and it’s soosososo cute 
44. the way he gets his hands inky and dirty every single fan sign every single darn one !!!!!!!!!!!! why are they dirty? what is he doing ?????
45. THE AUDACITY HE HAS TO WINK AND BITE LIPS AT CAMERAS THE SHEER AUDACITY
46. the way his arms look in sleeveless tops his arms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. the way he looks in snapbacks mmmmmmmmmmmm
48. that time on running man when everyone was supposed to have as many boxes as possible and he literally got his box snatched from his hands and he tripped over nothing he’s the dorkiest softest boy –
49. SAILORMON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50. that time he wore the army khakis and outfit and i just ://////// oh my god
51. his side profile his perfect gorgeous beautiful angelic side profile !!!!
52. his obsession with ryan and how happy he got when jimin got him a ryan cake for his birthday fkdsfhgfd
53. legs for days !!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. that time namjoon was a minion for halloween 
55. “I had to dance to survive in this cold, cruel world.”
56. his cute outfit in the baepsae dance practice video :((((((((((
57. he looks sosoososososo unbeliveably beautiful bare faced i just love him so much 
58. that time during the hyyh prologue shooting when all the members were piling onto him and he yelled ‘MY BALLS, MAN’
59. his fucnkgn !!!!!!!!!! puma photoshoot binch !!!!!!!!!!!
60. the fact that he sang expensive girl and took the fact that he didn’t get a grammy for it like a man :///
61. that time they won their first award in 2015 and he was cleARLY CRYING but denied it like “i’m not crying”
62. THAT TIME HE LITERALLY DESCRIBED HIS ERECTION ON LIVE RADIO AIR IN ENGLISH 
63. that one time !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bts had an outdoor performance and his white shirt got sososososooso sweaty it was basically stuck to him and see through if you don’t know what i’m talking about then goodbye
64. those RARE times when he smiles and sticks his tongue out at the same time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65. that time he was complaining about jungkook and the fruit flies and the weird as shit way he pronounced ‘vaccuum’
66. his messy friendship with jackson 
67. the fact that he apologized for the mistakes he has made in the past and made no excuses about them 
68. award for having the world’s cutest and flattest tushy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69. i don’t know if anyone noticed but the way he holds his fingers when he’s explaining something like he puts them in awkward bent angles and they’re really long and expressive i just looooovvveeeee
70. that time he was doing a duet with this female singer for a show and he picked her up from the airport and held a sign with her name and got shy around her he’s the biggest gentleman DDDD:
71. deep husky voice like shots of pure liquid gold sends shivers down my spine ://////////
72.  KIM DAILY
73. that time he held a tiny itty bitty baby frog on his index finger i dont know why it was so cute of him i just !!!
74. sweaty namjoon when namjoon sweats the sweat namjoon produces 
75. that time he tried to twerk but ‘something keeps dangling’
76. when !!!!!!!!!! he wears tight pants and his thighs are almost bursting out of his pants jdfkkhkj
77. the way he says ‘baby’
78. EVERY ‘WHAT AM I TO YOU’ PERFORMANCE HE’S EVER DONE
79. that time he was asked to pick between solo and bts and didn’t hesitate for a microsecond before saying bts
80. THAT TIME NAMJOON DID THIS GUITAR ACOUSTIC WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND HE RAPPED SO SWEETLY MY HEART OVERFLOWED
81. taught himself english by listening to 10 english dvds 10 times over 3 years 
82. special thank you to every namjoon stylist who made him wear low cut shirts
83. THE WAY HE LOOKS WEARING A MASSIVE HOODIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
84. ‘and i’m sexy like a porn star’
85. accepts and settles for being the least popular bts member
86. the way he looks when he wears headbands 
87. when his sleeves are super long so he has sweater paws and his pretty fingers stick out slightly jdsfkshgkjfmncvb
88. sub par body rolls that can still make you squirm and cry :////////
89. once when he was the first in a lineup in a fan sign he told a fan ‘now you’ve practiced on me, you can do this in front of your real bias’
90. got to write in “힙합하다 1” (‘This is Hip Hop 1: South Korea, Hip Hop and Life’) which is a hip hop book for 42 top korean hip hop artists
91. THAT TINY MOLE BELOW HIS BOTTOM LIP THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE IF HE SMILES REALLY WIDE
92. the way he looks in a tie ohohohoohohoho my gosh !!!!!!!!!!!!!
93. that time in the ariport the cameraman said ‘the girls love you guys’ and namjoon was like ‘thanks, we love you too’
94. the way he wrote about the sunset in his diary when he went to dubai 
95. HE HAS BENDY ARMS !!!!!!!!! NO REALLY I SWEAR THEY BEND BACKWARDS 
96. he once told a fan ‘sorry’ when she told him she got him photocard
97. he said that he wanted to know what it was like going to college and sometimes he feels like he missed out on that experience :///
98. can you believe namjoon invented having pretty hands??????? Amazing
99. he cares sosooso much about other people he’s always wondering how his fans are doing, what they feel like, always giving advice, always learning and growing, never stopping
100. “I’m still existing, still breathing. Even though I keep looking forward and run, sometimes I still look back. The path in front and behind are still far, but even so, if the people who look at me are still dreaming and picking up their strengths, that alone makes me feel good. It’s okay to live this way, breaking down, getting hurt and looking back at the past. I will live. I am living like this. Me. Us.”