things namjoon has done
- got called a “fashion terrorist” on weekly idol
- dressed in a sailor moon costume
- poured sugar into his mouth using a spoon
- gotten a score of one hundred and forty eight on an iq test
- waved his extra long shirt sleeves around like seaweed as part of a dance
- imitated marge simpson
- said that a certain ice cream had a philosophical taste to it
- referenced a movie claiming that the difference between a peck and a kiss is the use of tongue
- learned how to speak fluent english just by watching friends
- owns a billion ryan plushies and keeps them around his bed
- shoved a fortune cookie in his mouth without taking out the paper on live television
- choked on his toothbrush when jungkook said he resembled an egg
- tried to cut an onion with the reverse side of his knife
- said his name was pornesian parapio
- got asked whether his birth name was rap monster
- kept grabbing taehyung’s hand while he was asleep
- broke a pair of sunglasses while putting them on
- said “if i’m a pair of basketball shoes then you’re a pair of flip flops” to jimin
- chose bts without hesitation when he was asked to choose between debuting as a soloist or as a group
- got exposed by jimin claiming that he downloaded so much porn that his computer got viruses and followed up by saying that the rest of the members watched it with him anyway
- shoved two fries up his nose while filming i need you
- wrote down daddy and baby girl when asked about what kinks he had at a fanmeet
- kept saying burrito with his r curled after buying food from a truck
- solved a question meant for people with an iq of one hundred and seventy in eleven seconds on problematic man
- said “i can’t eat my pizza i’m nauseous” after seeing jimin in a pink costume
- sent finger hearts to jin while he was doing a moonwalk
- sounded like a lawyer in a legal drama during a debate on a run episode
- pretended to be a gorilla after jimin referred to him as one
- was scolded after turning on the grill because the fire got too big
- said that thanks to yoongi installing a bidet their butts are warm
- posted a video on twitter while wearing his ryan pyjamas
- did a cover of expensive girl
- talked about his erection on radio
- tripped over taehyung while wearing a ryan halloween costume during a dance practice
- did a magic show where he disappeared and became taehyung
- purposely translated a bunch of things the members wrongly as a joke
- said “i only have one area” when the members tried to touch his abs
- hit a table so hard while he was laughing that everything got lifted off for a second
things bts has done: jungkook
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