bulbasaur-propaganda:

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

• Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
• Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
• Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

• Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
• Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

• Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

• Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
• Nature control

• Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

• It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

• Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
• evolves to a badass beast

• He’s too freaking strong

• up for hugs

• He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

• He can dance