moonlitmagic:

What people think witchcraft is:

Serious rituals, cloaks, incantations in weird languages, meditation over candle light, cursing people all the time, gazing into a crystal ball and seeing the future, lots of old books with confusing spells and rituals, believing in superstitions, serious tarot sessions

What it actually is:

Shove the shit in the jar, burn the paper, 7 different notebooks as your grimoire w/ notes that you can’t make sense of anymore, staring at the moon for a weirdly extended period of time, shove more shit in the jars, pull a random tarot card & ignore it if it calls you out (bad idea btw), scribble sigils on literally everything, forgetting to put your crystals in the full moon & yelling about it, making yourself tea & pretending to contemplate life when ur actually just thinking about dogs