isa-ansuz-mannaz:

kbmonkey1992:

rembrandtswife:

books-and-candy-ples:

the-winter-road:

andersonsallpurpose:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bold-sartorial-statement:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

themintykid:

systlin:

hiking-viking:

chromalogue:

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

@isa-ansuz-mannaz YOOOOO!

thefloatingstone:

Don’t ever look back, on the walls closing in
Be on the attack, with your wings to the wind.

Are the lyrics to the fucking “Sweet Victory” song from Spongebob.

hypherrr:

Victorian/steampunk Momo (I’m still considering drawing Allura too tho hahaa)!! I’m not as intuitive with steampunk style stuff as I am with armor, so it was really fun to gather refs to make the gown!! THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION @kattariapenn !!

forgivemeimmafloof:

thesmolknowingclown:

blueberrykatca:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

Ok I will see

… I’m spooked let’s do this.

mimibtsghost:

• BTS on America’s Got Talent
• BTS BON VOYAGE S3
• BTS 4th MUSTER [Happy Ever After]
• BTS WORLD (the game)
• the rest of the LOVE YOURSELF TOUR,