So a frog goes in for a loan. He hops up to the desk of Patricia Whack, one of the bank employees, and says, “I want to borrow $500,000.” Patricia says, “Well that’s a lot.” Frog says, “It’s okay, my dad’s Mick Jagger.” “That’s nice,” Patricia answers, “but if you want to borrow that much, the bank needs some kind of collateral.” So the frog takes a ceramic pig out of its little bag and sets it on Patricia’s desk (he looks very smug at this point). He says, “I think this ought to take care of that.” “Uh, let me check with my boss.” So Patricia takes the ceramic pig and goes back to her boss’s office and explains the situation. “And what the hell even is this?” she concludes, pointing to the ceramic pig.
Her boss says, “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
THIS MADE ME SCREAM IN RAGE
Meet Midori! 😀 She’s my BNHA oc. I’ll probably color her at some point, and I’ll also try to draw an actual personified version of her instead of a pony. 😅 Blep I feel like I’m rambling, the summer heat’s probably getting to me.
Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters
his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.
He
slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the
couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a
random assortment of bills into the jar.
He takes a deep breath.
“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”
“FUCKING
PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS
FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER
LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME
WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”
“i-i’m callin’ someone–”
“THAT’S
VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN
YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH
GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING
GRAVY–”
And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.
Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.
So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.
One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)
They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.
I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.
Viking cats “FIGHT ME”
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.
*hey, doll. i couldn’t help but notice you staring at my brother earlier and i just wanted to know your intentions behind it.
*nothing, really! just a healthy curiosity. i mean we are-… w-we’re really close now and you can tell me anything. after all w- we’ve been through y’know-
*i didn’t think for a s- second you wanted another skeleton t- t- t- to knock hips with. especially not my b- b- brother. b- because, haha, y’know what would happen…?
*i would get really m- mad! and neither of us like when i get mad. but i don’t have to get mad because y- you and i are really happy t- t- together and you would never th- think about l- l- l- leaving me for another sk- sk- skeleton you- you- you s- sweet, g- gentle, g- g- g- greedy, h-horrid, unCOUTH–
*** !!!!!HUMAN!!!!! STOP LOOKING AT HIM. LOOK AT ME INSTEAD. I AM DEEPLY INSECURE AND SENSITIVE.
brb dying
one of the pictures this artist drew has been my lock screen for like 2 years.
Someone pointed out that the homeworld planet is filled with ‘white lines’all over. WD’s cape/coat has similar white lines connected to her. Her body looks like a statue (can’t move, and in a strange position.)
Could she be holding the planet together? Being literal pillar (using the white cables all around to keep the planet from breaking apart further). Thats why she created the other diamonds, so they can do her work for her, since she can’t move at all?
💜🎵GlowLite🎵💜 