A Papyrus Headcanon:

insanelyadd:

Papyrus’ sentry station, you know, 

That one.

Looks like it does because Papyrus is just extremely dedicated to a pun. If you call Papyrus in front of the station he’ll inform you that his station is built out of cardboard, using rotini noodles as screws. And that his station is made of “cardboardhydrates”. What if, he built it out of such poor building material just because he was so dedicated to the pun.

Sans? He throws around puns all the time, no grace, no setup, so forced. Sans is all about the opportunistic moment for a pun. Papyrus? He will make something, and wait. Wait for months even, for someone to ask about it so he can finally unleash his pun. Papyrus is all about the build-up and payoff.

the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse:

gendercriticalcrone:

oc-dweebington:

elementalisman:

fluffyunicornswithpartyhats:

tinyowlplanet:

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Was he alone? He shouldn’t have been alone. I mean what was he expecting?

It obviously wasn’t a legitimate decapitation, if it was the body has ways of shutting it down.  

He probably enjoyed being shot. Most men don’t like to admit they actually enjoy being shot and having their head cut off.

Obviously. If he didn’t like it, he wouldn’t have let her shoot him 10 times. He would’ve stopped her. Basic logic.

A lesson to learn, kids. Always be on guard by wearing a bulletproof vest.

He shouldn’t have run into her bullets. Ten times.

I heard he’d been at a bar before it happened, so he probably just got drunk and tripped over the blade that decapitated him. Men really need to be more careful when they drink or these things are bound to happen. :/

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jeonssu:

hey guys just to let u kno that a instagram acc named after Akisa is trying to threaten jimin .. her acc name is @/buljimic3 so please try to spread the word … shes trying to “shoot” jimin in a concert at Sept 5

so yeah spread the word n reach out to bts so they could atleast take proper legal actions towards this !!! THANK U !!!

How to draw a booty?

potoobrigham:

First and foremost, study your anatomy.

I’m not kidding. Take some time out of your day, and figure out how dat thang actually attaches to your person. Heck, don’t limit it to the glutes, study everything, you’ll figure out how it works with the rest of the body a lot easier.

Break muscles down to basic workable shapes. That’s how construction works.

With these studies and simplifications, I’ve learned:

There’s a fair amount more to it, especially if we’re talking about fat vs. muscle,  proportions, relation to hips, etc., but these are more or less the basics, I think.

Seriously though, practice anatomy. Then you can go off and do whatever you please.