alphys-suggestions:

ntgforever:

thepopatochispfren:

nextbluemoon08:

tacosundertaleheadcanons:

afangirlforeverything:

askufsans:

undertaletheblogartist09292004:

undertaletheblogartist09292004:

officialhonerva:

sjwbullcrap:

ddlg-is-wrong:

bubblvicous413:

icefoxn64:

mingesu:

ashtonandautumn:

reclusive-lester:

19thofoctober2009:

ferriswheelsandcarnivals:

wiredonwarid:

niclo121212:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

i’m gonna

this is not okay

UM

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

my body is ready

I got 100 potatoes

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

i shouldn’t have asked for this

je SUS!!!

I didn’t got anything

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Oh.

YES I GOT GOAT

You better give me a good one

you dont have to give me a good one

*expecting nothing*

*Inhales*

My body is ready. XD

EDIT:

I didn’t expect anything. XD

I’m allergic to peanuts though XD

Give me a good one.

Pfft- I wanna see if I get something lmao

eh, why not?

I want to see this

I did not anticipate this

Ooh maybe I’ll get something? 😀

softestvirgil:

big-mama-y:

septicdragongirl:

Hey Tumblr! Are you gonna talk about this?!

wait lol I just reblogged this but it doesn’t have the link so here it is again WITH the link: https://www.battleforthenet.com/

I don’t usually reblog this stuff but signal boost!

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.

thefloatingstone:

lucianofsamosata:

dark–iplier:

northeast-artist98:

mahoshojoelise:

otaku-gamer-matt:

askchibirainbowgate:

dsmaster7173:

balance-is-here:

nearsightedgirl:

doublerainbowcosplay:

shitadriensays:

randomfanposter:

satanicedition:

nishinoyaspeaks:

satanicedition:

neko-crimson:

cosmic-noir:

askfrisktherandomblogger:

silver-tongues-blog:

elfzelda:

thegamerinallofus:

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

When its an ad for something you’ve been waiting for all your life

When an ad is so weird somebody took a screenshot and made a tumblr post to show it to people

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

somefangurl2point0:

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

pk663:

madamebomb:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

DEMON

Oh fuck

This terrifies me to my very core

That’s a fucking demon case closed

You ok, Noko? Deals big with people being idiots can be pretty draining ^-^; How about I draw something for you? Your choice, friend. Keep in mind that I’m still learning how to do complex designs and poses. Other than that, I’m willing to try anything.

little-noko:

I’m fine, just… REALLY disappointed and tired to deal with people that can’t think on their own to the simplest question. I don’t want to give people straight answers and encourage them to get everything they want without effort. I can’t even imagine how these kind of people will be able to deal with UnderDecay and it almost scares me.. * Sigh* You’re a sweetheart, but I don’t need art to be comforted by people, if you draw something, it must be your decision alone ;u; kay ?

Ayayaye! Guys! Take a minute before you stress out a Mun with a bunch of questions! They have lives of their own, and take time out of their day to answer your questions. If they wanted they could just ignore em, but instead they choose to be nice to their followers and answer your questions, including the dumb ones. Before ya stress out the Muns with dumb questions, try to logically answer it yourself? Sometimes you already know the answer before it’s even said. Use your imagination! If not, maybe try doing a little research? The internet is there for a reason. 😂 Please be mindful of the Muns, a good portion of the time you don’t know what they could be going through, and thoughtless questions and comments can just make it worse.