ladyghirahim:

cheshireinthemiddle:

bprinny:

cheshireinthemiddle:

twofacetoo:

cheshireinthemiddle:

dyffrosfeatherchord:

cheshireinthemiddle:

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

Didnt work

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

It was worse

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

forgivemeimmasin:

clothing-references:

ignigeno:

hopesdayydream:

hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?

Sadly this is very real.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/13/police-investigate-new-suspicious-package-sent-mp-rupa-huq-westminster

Please be aware and look out for your muslim friends and neighbours because this is absolutely disgusting. 

Do whatever you have to in order to stay safe, everyone. Keep others aware, protect your friends and family.

This is extremely fucked up. For all my followers, please stay safe.

People need to get their head out of their behind and just BE KIND to each other! Nobody said ya head to be friends with em but that doesn’t mean you gotta be a butt to them. Stay safe people, watch out for each other

xxtc-96xx:

Remember that Rolling Frisk thing I started a year ago? Well I got really busy and didn’t get back to it, and I was animating the whole thing in photoshop so it too even longer than it would in Harmony…but regardless one day I’d like to get back to it, but for now I figured I’d just show what I had so far since I watched it again after so long

elodieunderglass:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

thank you