“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
I—
Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink
I have no words and I know what I’m getting for Christmas this is the BEST
THEY REALLY DID THAT AAAAAA
We won.
This is how the movie should have been marketed ALL ALONG.
I feel like if they’d leaned into it 10% harder, they would have had something absolutely revolutionary. I mean, I love Venom, but a gal can wish for more…
💜🎵GlowLite🎵💜 