biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

toadprince:

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

I relate to this so hard 😂 because I’ll be in public and see babies or kids and I’ll end up watching em, but I’ll quickly look away because I’m afraid of creeping out the kids or their parents/guardians that’s with em. But then I can’t help but keep watching them because I get the instinct that they need to be watched and looked out for, make sure that they’re okay and not getting into trouble or getting hurt. Then also I’ve been in situations where I see little kids trip and fall, and I instinctley wanna go over and help em up and make sure they’re okay, but I feel like that’s be creepy too so I end up just freezing and watching their parents help em up and feel extremely awkward when they notice me staring. 😂 Anyone else got that problem? Is this considered wierd? It’s probably wierd lol

rtnightmare:

annieskywalker:

alwaystrill:

skyakafreckles:

intellectual-hood-nigga:

lordxpvpi:

thatpettyblackgirl:

And the number really works

Lmao

I called the number y’all and well

Share the number with people who need it

Y’all, I called it. This is real. People need to know about this.

BOOST!!!!

I’m not trying this. Because I have no issues with people of any ethnicity unless they are assholes to me. But I’ll boost it because why not. I don’t know guys.

difficulttounthinkit:

Jar Spell for Productivity and Motivation

I totally need a kick in the ass as this week come to an end so I showered, lit some candles, and whipped up this lil jar to give me a boost 

  • Sage – to push aside what’s not important and allow productivity to take hold
  • Kosher Salt – to absorb residual negativity
  • Black Pepper – to banish bad habits and emotions that hinder me
  • Peppermint – for energy
  • Coffee – for motivation
  • Cinnamon – for success and prosperity
  • Rosemary – to aid in the completion of tasks
  • Cloves – to take hold of my action and clear my mind
  • Quartz – to amplify spell and energy

Sigil “I am productive and get things done” 

Cord

  • Pink – self-improvement
  • Blue – will power, focus
  • White – consecration

prokopetz:

One of the lesser-explored implication of Kirby lore is that if Kirby is such a planet-shattering badass, his enemies have gotta be pretty high on the power scale too, just to consistently give him a run for his money. I kind of want to see the crossover where the Avengers visit the Whispy Woods and the entire team just gets wrecked by a fucking tree.