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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
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Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
So I just moved into my apartment, and I thought I’d share some of the things I did when I moved in to cleanse and ready my house for my new life!
Before moving! Packing your witchy things carefully into a box with packing paper. Put sigils for protection and cleansing either on the outside of the box, or on the paper on the inside. I used This one for cleansing.
When moving in cleanse the house! I choose to use sage, but palo santo works really well too (I know sage does not smell so hot). You can either burn a bundle or use incense or Oil. I find that all three work when it comes to spreading the essence through the house. If burning a bundle I trace the doors and windows of the house. if using incense or oil I put the defuser in the center most room of the house.
protect the entrance of your new home by sprinkling a line of salt outside your front door.
Craft and hang a witches ladder in the living room.
Set up your altar/s. I have my Wiccan one and my shrine for Aphrodite in my bedroom and a small alter in my kitchen. Altar’s do not have to be big and showy if you want to put one in another room! My kitchen altar just consists of a candle and a small bundle of crystals and an incense burner. It helps bring energy into different parts of your home.
Use crystals as decor. Place some or your crystals decoratively on shelves or tables to both give your home some pizazz and bring some witchiness everywhere.
If you worship gods/goddesses end by doing a small offering and welcome the god or goddess into your new home and to thank them for their help.
This meditation is designed to get you guidance and advise from your past life selves.
Position yourself in a comfortable way with your back preferably straight. Get into a trance or meditative state with your favourite method.
To start the meditation, turn your focus inwards. Let your consciousness slip deeper into yourself.
You find yourself in the midst of a plateau. It is night and while your feet touch the ground you notice how the stone you stand on isn’t cold, just a little fresh. You look around to take the landscape in: You realize you are standing far up on a mountain with a 360 degrees view. Looking to north, you see the ocean. It is calm yet you can still hear the clashing waves in the distance while the wind blows into your face, bringing with it the saltwater scent.
You turn around to face the east side and find a tall column. It is made of stone with elaborate, delicatly crafted details carved in it and you can see that it is ancient. The further you turn around, the more columns, one upon another, all of similar nature, you find.
You spotted the last column on the plateau and decide to further investigate it. As you do so, you notice that the carved-in details are significantly different from the ones on the first and as you continue to study it, you start to feel a presence behind you. Even before you turn around, you know who this is – it is you, yet a different one from a different time. You feel at peace while turning around.
In front of you stands a past life, greeting you – with words, or a smile, or a nod – and waiting for you to start. Talk to them about your worries or what you need advise and guidance for.
Once you are done, thank them and go to the center of the plateau again. Sit down and close your eyes. Notice your past life approaching and returning back to you, interwining itself with you once again. After that, open your eyes and keep going about your day.
Note that your past lives are not omnisicient as neither are you and they are, inherently, you.
You can go to multiple columns (the columns are the link/door/representation to/of your past lives) in your meditation and talk to multiple past lives. It is up to you, just don’t overwhelm yourself.
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