For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK.Ā 

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MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe meĀ fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug alsoĀ known by the brand nameĀ Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands,Ā was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online.Ā 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar.Ā These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

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I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching ā€œmy vagina burn itch hurts after miconazoleā€ on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me.Ā 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my periodĀ ā€˜cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

AMEN.

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. šŸ˜‘

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

Reblogging to save a vag.

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

Damn y’all #saveavag

For all of your vagina owners out there~

i’m a paypig

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mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

only ā€œreblog for money postā€ that has a chance of actually working

Bruh 1000€ is a lot of money!

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think ā€œWell, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot moreā€ so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that ā€œ10ā€ is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said ā€œ6ā€ because I thought ā€œWell, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.ā€

I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs herĀ ā€œ10″ there, and so is like, well, I’m conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors don’t take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)

So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale ofĀ ā€œnothingā€ toĀ ā€œhow I’d imagine it’d feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fireā€.Ā 

I hate reposting stuff, but I’ll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, here’s a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I can’t embed images in a chat or an ask.Ā 

This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.

Pain Scale transcription:

10 – I am in bed and I can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.

9 – My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.

8 – My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.

7 – I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.

6 – I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.

5 – I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.

4 – I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.

3 – My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.

2 – I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.

1 – My pain is hardly noticeable.

0 – I have no pain.

It’s also really important to get this kind of scale to people who have chronic pain, because chronic pain drastically lowers your perception of howĀ ā€œbadā€ any kind of pain actually is, and yet something like this pain scale is extremely user friendly.Ā 

For example, if someone asked me how much pain I’m in at any given time, I’d say hardly any, and yet I’m apparently at a chronic 2.5, and it only goes up from there depending on the day.Ā 

There’s also a similarly usefulĀ ā€œFatigue Scaleā€

I haven’t been below a 5 on this scale for 4 yearsĀ 

Here’s the fatigue scale

Very useful

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BEKKATHYST AUTUMN 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. We have had a very difficult last couple of months with a lot of ups and downs. We are hoping that the giveaway will help us attract some new attention to the shop, while also giving a lucky person an awesome crystal package!Ā 

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

  • $50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.
  • golden sheen obsidian decotrative dagger
  • selenite rough wandĀ 
  • amethyst kitty and agate and amethyst kitty faceĀ 
  • obsidina merkaba
  • rough clear quartzĀ 
  • fluorite wand and points
  • assorted pebbles
  • amethyst pointĀ 
  • angel aura quartz pointsĀ 
  • rough black tourmaline
  • rough calciteĀ 
  • amethyst pyramidĀ 
  • tumbled stones
  • AND MORE!
  • This has a retail value of $325 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You don’t have to live in the US to join!
  3. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  4. Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)
  5. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  6. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  7. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day. Ā 
  8. Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
  9. The giveaway ends Saturday, November 3rd at 6 pm Pacific time.
  10. The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.
  11. Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

Run itšŸ—£

Please because I want my education and I don’t have money for it

Bitch come my way!

[WORLDWIDE GIVEWAY] BT21 X VT Cosmetics Lippie Stick

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YOU CAN WIN ONE OF THESE SUPER CUTE BT21 X VT LIPPIE STICKS!!

HOW?Ā 

You just need to follow me @mimibtsghost &Ā @kpopcloud and reblog this post to enter (You can reblog more than once to increase your chances of winning ^^). You need to keep your msg box open so we can contact you and if you don’t answer within 24 hours the prize will go to someone else.Ā 

WHAT?Ā 

There will be two winners for a BT21 X VT Cosmetics exclusive collab Lippie Stick. You can choose whatever color you want once you win

WHEN?Ā 

From Oct 13 to Oct 20, 2018 midnight KST.Ā 

WHERE?Ā 

The giveaway is open WORLDWIDE so don’t hesitate to enter. It’s easy~

WHAT IF I WANT OTHER BT21 PRODUCTS NOW?

I was sent a lot of asks from you friends asking me where to get BT21 merch. WELL! REJOICE! I found the PERFECT shop where you can get BT21 merch and other official merch WORLDWIDE. It’s https://kpopcloud.com. But this is not all (I sound like those sellers on tv again hahhah) you can use a coupon for either free worldwide shipping or 10% off: MimiBtsGhost1 for 10% off the entire order or MimiBtsGhost2 for FREE worldwide shipping on the entire order.Ā Ā 

Magic to Replenish Energy

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(Had to make a new version because tumblr messed with the gif on the original and won’t let me edit my own posts…)

As a spoonie witch, using magic to help regain my mental and physical energy has been extremely helpful. I decided to compile some resources to make life easier!

Tea/Drinks:

Spells:

Odds and ends:

Related resources:

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šŸ’Fae Witch GuidešŸ’

🌸Altar Items/ Symbols/ Offerings:

Fae star (septagram), milk, apples, wild flowers, mushrooms, alchohal, fairy statues, butterfly and/or bee symbolism, dried or fresh fruits, fresh water, plants, bells, bubbles, non-plastic glitter, tree symbolism, dancing, 4 leaf clovers, nuts and seeds

Don’ts: anything plastic or unnatural like plastic glitter (that’s littering and fae hate littering), chocolate (it’s extremely dangerous for animals), Himalayan salt (it gets its pink color from iron and iron repels fae)

šŸ’ŽStones and Crystals:

Pink tourmaline, rose quartz, aura quartz, chyroprase, amethyst, peridot, opal (opalite), tree agate, moss agate, dyed quartz, holey stones, goldstone, copper

🌻Herbs and Plants:

Rose, lavender, thyme, chamomile, blackberry, apple, clover, elderberry, violet, bluebells, lilac, peony, st John’s wort, oak, holly, willow, moss, fern, dandelions, berries

šŸ™šŸ½Deities:

Brigid, Aine, Rhiannon, Lugh, Morrigan

šŸ’ØEssential oils and Incense:

Bergamot, lavender, rose, fir, pine, ylang ylang, geranium, jasmine, lemongrass, strawberry, violet, gardenia, grapefruit, oakmoss, tea tree

šŸ€Natural Gateways (to the fae realm):

Rivers, stone or tree arches, lakes, springs, mountains, old trees, (wishing) wells, hills, wildflower fields, stone circles, flower gardens, rainbows, clover patches, mushroom circle

šŸ¦‹Fae Elements (7 elements of fae):

Water, Earth, Air, Fire, Moon, Sun, Stars

šŸ”®Spells and magic fae can help with:

*this isnt a complete list, but it’s a list of what I’ve found fae to be the MOST helpful at

Cottage witchcraft, kitchen magic, garden magic, prosperity, happiness spells, elemental magic, art magic, life witchcraft, animal magic, cannabis magic, solar and lunar magic, nature magic, air witchcraft, fertility spells, magic/witchcraft that has to children

🌹Fae Tea blend:

  • Raspberry leaf
  • Rose
  • Lavender
  • Lemonbalm
  • Strawberry

🌼Fae Tea blend 2:

  • Earl grey tea
  • Jasmine or rose or lavender (optional)
  • Cream (or any milk substitute)

Fae witch bath (mine)

Fae work guide for witches (mine)

Pixies!! (Not mine)

My personal favorite fae sigil (not mine)

Faery sugar recipe (not mine)

Gift ideas for Fae Witches (not mine)

Fae witch self care tips! (Not mine)

Fae witch activities:

🌸 clean up litter!

🌸 spend time in or near natural gateways

🌸 wear a rose, lavender, or floral perfume blend

🌸help animals when you can

🌸 grow a faery garden

🌸 study local fae

🌸stay hydrated with fruit infused water and floral infused water (or teas)

🌸have an outdoor tea party or picnic to honor the fae

🌸 make offerings regularly, especially before asking for favors

🌸 things going missing or lost things suddenly reappearing is a sign of fae near

🌸 carry a satchet of, or wear a locket of rose quartz, thyme, st John’s wort, rose petals and lavender to attract fae and help you see them

🌸 dance, sing, or make art

🌸 make a faery wand with wood like yew, oak, rowan, willow, apple, holly, hawthorn, alder, or ash. Decorate it with pretty ribbons, shiny beads, and quartz