read it could save you

anxietycosplay:

pr4isinqwifi:

sparklesandshinee:

bloqqingtbh:

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

IMPORTANT

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

please

fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

ima-froggy-boi:

fallen9choirs:

saturnwonder:

nicte-boonart:

This is why we couldn’t see our little boy. 

Audio by the great @amtrax -> here 

Art by me 

Also on YouTube if you wanna see it there.

*happy screeching*

“You aren’t telling the human you fucked their mom last night are you?”

Meanwhile Sans is telling me he fucked my mom last night and I’m getting triggered as fuck

Yes.

I’m gonna cry h I s smiiiiiiillllllleee e e. When he says “Hello human!” I c a n t 😭