HIS HAIR?
WACK
HIS GEAR??
WACK
HIS JEWELRY???
HIS FOOTSTANCE!?
THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??
THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?
ME?
I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is
read it could save you
I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.
i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!
IMPORTANT
please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT
please

Lmao
IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING
scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
My favorite movie.
One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
I’ve had more pornbots follow me and interact with my posts in this week alone than I’ve had in my entire existence on Tumblr *facepalm*
This is why we couldn’t see our little boy.
Audio by the great @amtrax -> here
Art by me
Also on YouTube if you wanna see it there.
*happy screeching*
“You aren’t telling the human you fucked their mom last night are you?”
Meanwhile Sans is telling me he fucked my mom last night and I’m getting triggered as fuck
Yes.
I’m gonna cry h I s smiiiiiiillllllleee e e. When he says “Hello human!” I c a n t 😭












