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โ€œRECENTLY THEREโ€™S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??โ€ *smacks head three times with plate* โ€œ[UNINTELLIGIBLE]โ€ *gross wet chomping noises*

I CANT BREATHE!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚