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astrologyqueenn:

top vs bottom

Acts like a top, is a top: aries, scorpio, sagittarius

Acts like a top, is a bottom: leo, gemini, virgo

Acts like a bottom, is a bottom: cancer, libra, pisces

Acts like a bottom, is a top: taurus, aquarius, capricorn

little-noko:

ghostofpokeninjager:

sushinfood:

sabertoothwalrus:

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

Me: okay but there’s no way there’s more than 540 pok—-

me:

Pokémon 164 hmm isn’t that a johto pokemon- oh OH OHHHHHH WHAT OOOOOHHHH MY GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was curious so I did it for fun: 155….

Considering that Cindaquil is one of my favorite starter I have nothing to complain about !

I was born in January so I got a lower number, #33! Got the little bud Nidorino ;u; I remember evolving my first little Nidorino all the way into Nido King and he was the ultimate beast 😂

Pfffft I STILL collect rocks so now what? XD

Source: gaypeopletwitter

davidxn:

vladthelordofdoomandpancakes:

Translation:
“I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry”
*the standard effect of touching a soviet car*
*laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart – the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

It’s like when you try to put in a certain piece of a Lego set but press too hard and accidently break some built chunks off XD